Jesus Returns
One fine spring day, the Pope’s aide rushes into His office - “Your Holiness!! Your Holiness!! There’s big news! But it’s good and bad.”
The Pope replies, “Well, give me the good news first.”
His aide, beaming a smile says, “Jesus Christ has returned! He’s on the phone right now asking for you!”
The Pope exclaims “What can possibly be bad about that?!”
The aide replies, “He’s calling from Salt Lake City!”