Jesus ’s Property
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Loading ...Jesus was sleeping comfortably in his bed. He heard a noise. Jesus sat up and asked, “Who goes there?” No one answered back. The noise occurred again.
Jesus got up, and went toward the noise. He flicked on the lights. It was a burglar.
Jesus replied, “Thief of the night, if you steal any of my shit ALL HELL will break loose!”