Jew or Jewish
One day a teacher asked her class to think of a sentence that had either the word Jew or Jewish in it.
One little girl raised her hand and after being called upon replied “Hannukah is a Jewish holiday.”
The teacher was pleased with the response and said, “Yes, that’s very good.”
A little boy in the corner raised his hand and announced “Jesus was a Jew.”
The teacher was pleased with the response and said, “Yes, that’s very good.”
Finally, little Amilia raised her hand and said in her spanish accent “I told my sister I could sing like Celine and she said ‘Jewish’”