Jewish Country Western Titles
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20. “If You Want to Play in Tel Aviv, You Gotta’ Have a Clarinet in the Band”
19. “I’ve Got Your Yarmulke, She’s Got You”
18. “You Put Out All The Candles On The Menorah Of My Heart”
17. “Achey-Breakey Matzoh”
16. “I Got Friends in Low Synagogues”
15. “My New Rabbi’s Named Jack Daniels”
14. “Bubba Shot the Cantor”
13. “Honkey Tonk Nights on the Golan Heights”
12. “My Rowdy Friend Elijah’s Comin’ Over Tonight”
11. “New Bottle of Whiskey, Same Old Testament”
10. “Stand by Your Mensch”
9. “Eighteen Wheels and a Dozen Latkes”
8. “I Balanced Your Books, but You’re Breaking My Heart”
7. “My Darlin’s a Schmendrick and I’m All Verklempt”
6. “That Shiksa Done Made off with My Heart Like a Goniff”
5. “The Second Time She Said ‘Shalom’, I Knew She Meant ‘Goodbye’”
4. “You’re the Lox My Bagel’s Been Missin’”
3. “You Been Talkin’ Hebrew in Your Sleep Since that Rabbi Came to Town”
2. “Mamas Don’t Let Your Ungrateful Sons Grow Up to Be Cowboys (When They Could Very Easily Have Just Taken Over the Family Hardware Business that My Own Grandfather Broke His Back to Start and My Father Sweated Over for Years Which Apparently Doesn’t Mean Anything Now That You’re Turning Your Back on Such a Gift!)”
And the #1 Jewish Country Western Song Title:
1. “I Was One of the Chosen People (’Til She Chose Somebody Else)”
