Jewish Father Finance
A Jewish girl runs up to her father and says, “Daddy, Daddy, I need $50.”
He says, “$40? What do you need $30 for? I think I have $20 in my wallet. Let me check. No, sorry, I only have $10 in ones. But since I am such a kind and loving father, I am going to let you borrow one of them. And at only half interest, too.”