Jewish luck
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Loading ...A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire straits.
His business has gone bust and he is in serious financial difficulty. He’s so desperate that he decides to ask God for help.
He goes to the synagogue and begins to pray, “God please help me, I’ve lost my business and if I don’t get some money, I’m going to lose my house as well, please let me win the lotto.”
Lotto nite comes and someone else has won.
Jacob goes back to the synagogue, “God please let me win the lotto, I lost my house, my business and I will lose my car as well.”
Lotto nite comes and still no luck.
Back to the synagogue,”My God why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my business, my house, my car and my wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. Why won’t you just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order?????”
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Jacob is confronted by the voice of God himself:
“JACOB, MEET ME HALFWAY ON THIS ONE, BUY A TICKET!”
