Joe Shitz
There was this guy named Joe Shitz. He lived his whole life with this peculiar name, and he finally decided to have it legally changed.
He told his friend “I was tired of everyone making fun of my name. I decided to finally do something about it.”
His friend asked “So what did you change your name to?”
He replied “I changed it to Melvin Shitz. I was tired of everone saying “What d’ya know, Joe.”