Johnnie wants to get married
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Loading ...Johnnie and Susie, each ten years old, decided to get married. So Johnnie went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
“Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this is cute.
“Well,” said Johnnie, “I figured I could just move into Susie’s room. It’s plenty big for both of us.”
“And how will you live?”
“I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That’s should be enough,” Johnnie replied confidently.
Getting exasperated since Johnnie seemed to know all the answers, Susie’s dad asked, “And what if little ones come along before you’re ready?”
“Well,” said Johnnie, “we’ve been lucky so far…”