Johnny Goes Potty
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Loading ...The teacher asked Little Johnny if he had to go to the potty because he was fidgeting in his seat. Johnny said, “Man, if I had to take a dump, I’d pull down my pants and go anywhere I damn pleased.”
“But Johnny,” said the teacher. “Remember, good boys always wash their hands after taking a poop.”
“Why?” replied Johnny. “I ain’t gonna eat it.”