Johnny Learns Anatomy
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Loading ...“For today’s science class, we’ll be looking at anatomy. I’ve brought in this dead cat so we can all have a look at how it functions,” started the science teacher.
The teacher asks a bright young student sitting in the front row, “Can you tell me how the cat’s teeth stay in, young man?”
“Sure! Its gums hold them in!” replies the kid.
“Ok, someone else, how about the fur?”
“Its skin holds it on!” replies another bright student.
“Ok, what about its tail?”
Picking up the cats tail, young Johnny turns to the teacher and says, “Well, from the size of those nuts I’d say it was bolted on!!!”