Johnny, the little mover
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Loading ...Johnny paints a sign: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A DIME; then tells his buddy Roy to get his red wagon and both sit under a shade tree in Johnny’s front yard, waiting for business.
Kathy, across the street, is not to be outdone: WE MOVE ANYTHING FOR A NICKEL; tells Nellie to get her red wagon and both sit in Kathy’s yard.
Johnny’s pissed…how dare that GIRL? Then, a flash…and Johnny hauls Roy across the street & says, “Let’s get some laughs.”
“Say, Kathy, you move ANYTHING?”
“Give me a nickel and I’ll prove it to you.”
“Roy, give me your nickel!” He takes it and hands it to Kathy.
“What you want moved, boy?”
“Move my BOWELS!” (Johnny starts laughing.)
Kathy thinks for a few seconds and turns to her girlfriend.
“Nellie, hold this nickel while I beat the shit out of this kid.