Johnny’s History Lesson

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Miss Adams was giving her 2nd graders an introduction to History.

“You all know this is our year 1999, but in the Jewish calendar it’s 5759 and in the Chinese calendar it’s 4759. What does that suggest to you, boys and girls?”

Johnny raised his hand.

“Yes, Johnny?” said Miss Adams.

“For a thousand years the Jewish people couldn’t go out to a Chinese restaurant.”

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