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Loading ...Who makes more money, a prostitute or a drug dealer?
A prostitute, they can clean their crack and sell it again
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What do bungee jumping and a prostitute have in common?
They’re both cheap, they last only a few seconds, and if the rubber band breaks, you’re dead.
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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
The joystick is wet.
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What two things in the air can make a woman pregnant?
Her feet
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What do Santa Clause and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both leave little kids’ houses with empty sacks
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
“That’s great, but can it pick up peanuts?”
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Why do elephants have trunks?
Cuz in the Animal Kingdom, six inches just don’t cut it
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Where is an elephant’s sex organ?
In his foot. If he steps on you, you’re fucked
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What is the scientific term for a female to male sex change?
Strapadictomy
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Hey, did you hear about the gay midget?
Yeah, he’s coming out of the cupboard
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Have you heard about the new flavor Tic-Tacs women take before sex?
Yeah, they’re call “Predicamints”
