Joke on the Boss

At the annual company Christmas party, the staff decided to play a practical joke on their boss. When he went to the restroom, they (with his wife) went through his coat pockets and found his LOTTO ticket. Then they wrote down his numbers and called the waitress over to set up a little prank.

She came back half an hour later and asked if anyone wanted to know the night’s winning LOTTO numbers. She then proceeded to read them out loud before setting the numbers on the table.

The boss looked at the numbers, then casually pulled out his ticket from his wallet and compared the numbers. He became silent, put his wallet back in his jacket, sat down again, and checked the numbers very carefully.

Then he finished his drink, stood up on his chair and shouted out to the whole room, “I just want to let all of you know something. I don’t like any of you, and I have hated working for this company. You can all shove it, ’cause I’ve just won a truckload of money, and I’m leaving this lousy job tonight!”

His wife fainted.

This joke is filed under Office.