Jonny goes to the Game

Little Jonny goes up to his Dad and says, “Dad, can I have $5 to go to the football game”? His dad screams, “FIVE BUCKS! When I was a boy, I use to go down to the game and drill a hole in the fence and watch through the hole!”

So little Jonny goes down to the game and drills a hole in the fence, and just at that moment a guy sticks his dick through the hole for a leak. Jonny grabs it and says, “Throw $20 over the fence or I’ll cut it off”! So over comes $20.

So Jonny goes home and tells his little brother Tommy. They both return to the football the next day and Jonny says, “Right Tommy, You go round the other side of the ground and drill a hole, and I’ll do this side and we’ll meet up after the game and se how much we make”.

So they meet up after the game and Jonny says, “Well Tommy, I made $250, how much did you make?”

And Tommy says, “$5″.

Jonny says, “A lousy $5?”

And Tommy says, “I’ve got a pocket full of pricks!”

This joke is filed under Little Johnny.