Just Do It!
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Loading ...An escaped convict broke into a house. He tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom and then proceeded to search the rest of the home.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous wife, bound up on the bed with her shorty nightgown up around her waist, and whispered, “Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it, however sick, bizarre or perverted it might be. Our very lives depend on it!”
“Dear,” the wife hissed, “I’m so relieved that you feel that way, because just before he left the room to try and find a jar of Vaseline, he told me the thinks that you’re cute!”
