Just Shoot Me!
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Loading ...A blonde walks into the emergency room with a bullet embedded in her left hand.
When asked by the doctor how she got shot in the hand, the blonde confesses, “I was feeling so depressed that I decided to kill myself. So I took a gun and placed it inside my mouth. Then I changed my mind because I did not want to ruin any expensive dental work. I decided to shoot myself in the heart. But then I just had an expensive bust job and I didn’t want to ruin that too. So I placed the gun to my right ear but since the blast from the gun would be too loud, I placed my left hand over my right ear and then pulled the trigger.”