Just Too Cruel

Paul and a bunch of other kids ran up to Mrs. Robinson’s house carrying caps, baseball gloves, and bats. Paul shouted up to the window, “Mrs. Robinson! Can Johnny come out to play baseball?”

Mrs. Robinson replied, “Paul, you know that Johnny doesn’t have any arms or legs.”

Paul shouted back, “We know that. We just want to use him as first base!”

This joke is filed under Religious.