Karate Advantage

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Hank was a not-too-smart kind of guy. Every day when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three men who would beat him up and steal his money.

Finally, Hank decided that it would serve his best interest to walk a different route and then take up some self-defense classes so this wouldn’t happen again. He joined a karate class and soon was doing very well defending himself.

So, one day, on the way home from work, Hank decided to take his old route home again. Sure enough, those men were still there. He walked up to them, and the battle ensued.

The next afternoon Hank went to his karate class with a black eye, a broken nose and a busted lip. His instructor, shocked, asked him what had happened.

“Well,” explained Hank, “I took my old way home last night so I could beat these guys up who had been stealing my money, but they beat me up before I could get my shoes and socks off!”

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