Keeping Pure
A man always sees a beautiful woman in a bar every night but he’s just too shy to talk to her. After 2 weeks he finally works up enough courage to make his move.
“No, thank you,” she says politely, “This is going to sound rather old-fashioned, but I’m keeping myself pure until I find the right guy.”
“That must be hard,” said the man.
“Oh I don’t mind,” said the woman, “but my husband doesn’t like it much.”