Keeping Pure

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A man always sees a beautiful woman in a bar every night but he’s just too shy to talk to her. After 2 weeks he finally works up enough courage to make his move.

“No, thank you,” she says politely, “This is going to sound rather old-fashioned, but I’m keeping myself pure until I find the right guy.”

“That must be hard,” said the man.

“Oh I don’t mind,” said the woman, “but my husband doesn’t like it much.”

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