Keeping up with the Jones’
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Loading ...A woman was having an affair when she hears a car pull into the driveway. After looking out of the window she quickly runs to the bathroom and brings out a bottle. She tells that man that her husband is home, but she has a plan. She covers him with talcum powder and advises him to stand in the corner.
The woman’s husband walks into the room and looks at the man. “When did we get that statue? Gosh it looks so life-like!” the husband says. The woman replies, “I was over at the Jones’ last week and they had one so I just had to get one just like it.”
Later that night while they were both asleep the husband got up and went downstairs to the kitchen. As he walked back into the bedroom he handed a plate of food to the statue.
The guy then says, “How did you know?”
To that the husband replies, “I was over at the Jones’s for three weeks and nobody offered me anything.”
