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Kennedy Helps Clinton

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Ted Kennedy approached President Clinton after hearing his address to the nation and said, “Mr. President, I just want you to know that if there’s anything I can do to help, anything at all, just ask.”

Clinton replied, “Could you drive Monica home?”

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