Kids Say the Darndest Things
Frank phones his wife Angie at ten to five and tells her he’s bringing his boss home for dinner. Angie is furious that she’s had no time to prepare but when Frank and his boss arrive, she has miraculously made a marvelous veal marsala, with pasta, chianti and a spinach salad.
She’s even managed to shower, change into a dress, and get their little six-year-old daughter, Stephanie, looking clean and pretty.
As they are seated at the dining room table, Frank says “Stephanie, honey, why don’t you say the blessing.”
“I don’t know how, Daddy”, she replies sweetly.
“It’s easy, Steph,” says her proud dad, “Just say what Mommy says.”
Stephanie bows her little head, closes her eyes, and says, “If that stupid bastard ever pulls a dumb stunt like this again, he won’t see pussy for a month.”