Kindergarten Politics

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A liberal kindergarten teacher taught a class of thirty. On election day, she asked the students to raise their hand if they were Democrats. 29 students raised their hands. She asked the kid with his hand down if he was a Republican.

“Yes”, the boy replied. The teacher asked why and the boy said because his parents were.

“Well if your parents are total morons, what does that make you?”

“A Democrat.”

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