King of the Jungle
A lion was walking in the jungle and met up with a gazelle He jumped in front of it and with a roar asked, “Who is the King of the Jungle?” The gazelle replied, “It is you, my lord.” So the lion strutted away proudly.
Then the lion met up with a monkey. Again with a roar, he asked, “Who is the King of the Jungle?” and the monkey replied, “Oh it is you, my lord.” Again the lion strutted away with pride.
Then the lion met up with an elephant. He jumped in front of it and with a roar asked, “Who is the King of the Jungle?” The elephant grabbed him by the tail, swung him around and into a tree. So the lion said, “If you do not know the answer, you do not have to get upset.”