Last meal

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Three prisoners are captured in the war, and are about to be executed. They are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The Italian asks for a Pepperoni Pizza, which he is served and then he`s taken away.

The Frenchmen requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and then is also taken away.

The American requests a plate of strawberries. The captors are suprised and reply “STRAWBERRIES?”

“Yes, Strawberries.”

“But they are out of season!”

“I`ll wait…”

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