Last-Minute Wedding Arrangements

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My friend’s sister was to be married on short notice, but still wanted an elaborate wedding.

The invitations were ready to be mailed when someone noticed that there were no inserted cards inviting guests to the reception.

Undaunted, the mother of the bride typed up a note, made 280 copies and enclosed one with each formal invitation.

Family and friends were a bit shocked to read: “Conception immediately following the ceremony in the Grand Ballroom of the Holiday Inn. Everyone is invited.”

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