Later, Johnny

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Little Johnny went home early from school and started calling his mother and got no answer. He finally went upstairs and saw the bedroom door open a crack. When he peeked in, he saw his dad on the bed with the maid, so he quietly went outside and waited for his mother. When she showed up with some groceries, he said, “Mommy, Mommy, guess what I saw? I saw Daddy upstairs on the bed with the maid and they were …”

His mother said, “Stop right there, Johnny. Wait until supper tonight when the maid is serving the meal. When I wink at you, then tell me the story.”

At supper when all were seated and being served by the maid, she winked and Johnny began again.

“Mommy, when I got home from school early today, I was looking for you and saw Daddy on the bed with the maid. They were doing the same thing that I saw you and Uncle Phil doing at the cottage last summer.”

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