Lawyer Jokes

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What does a sperm have in common with a lawyer?

They both have a 1 in a million chance of becoming a human!

Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?

Because deep down, they`re really good people.

Why don`t lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why shouldn`t you swerve and hit him?

It might be your bicycle.

Why did the lawyer cross the road?

To get to the car accident on the other side.

What`s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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