Lawyer Jokes
What does a sperm have in common with a lawyer?
They both have a 1 in a million chance of becoming a human!
Why should lawyers be buried 100 feet deep?
Because deep down, they`re really good people.
Why don`t lawyers go to the beach?
Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand.
If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why shouldn`t you swerve and hit him?
It might be your bicycle.
Why did the lawyer cross the road?
To get to the car accident on the other side.
What`s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A vampire only sucks blood at night.