A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car
came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.

When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was
complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

“Officer, look what they’ve done to my Beeeeemer!!!”,
he whined.

“You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!”
retorted the officer. “You’re so worried about your stupid
BMW, that you didn’t even notice that your left arm was
ripped off!!!”

“Oh my gaaaad…”, replied the lawyer, finally noticing the
bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.

“Where’s my Rolex???!!!!”

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One day a lawyer walks into his firm and goes to his friend.
“On the weekend I got a dog for my kids.”said the first lawyer.
“Good trade.” said the other.

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In a bar, men were drinking and having fun!!

A man jumps up and yells out “all lawyers are Assholes”!!!

Another man jumps up and says “I resent that”

“why” asks the first man “are you a lawyer“?

“No” replied the man “I am an Asshole”!!

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