Lay Off

A manager of a company was told that he needed to cut back on the number of employees in a certain office.
He felt horrible about this but knew that the two most expendable employees he had were Amy and Jack. He couldn’t decide which of the two empoyees to fire, so he divised this plan. Whichever person he saw walk to the water dispenser first the next morning he would have to fire.
Well it turns out that Amy walked over to the water dispenser so she could take some asprin. The manager walked over and said to her, “Well Amy I’m really sorry, but I have to either lay you or Jack off.”
Amy replied, “Well, I have a killer headache today, so could you just take care of yourself this time?”

This joke is filed under Office.