Lee and The Lady
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Loading ...Lee Trevino just finished golfing and went to the 19th hole for a drink. He sits down at the bar next to a rather attractive woman. After a few sips, he looks to the lady and noticing how lovely she is, starts talking to her. Soon, they end up in his hotel room, and are having a rather nice time in bed. After they finish, Lee gets out of bed and walks over to the phone and picks it up.
“Who are you calling?” the lady asks.
Lee responds, “I am calling room service my dear, I thought I would order wine.”
The lady returns, “That’s not what Arnie would do.”
Lee asks, “What would Arnie do?”
The lady responds, “Get back on for another round.”
Lee then hangs up the phone and returns to the lady in bed and they go after it again. About an hour later, Lee gets out of bed again and staggers to the phone and again picks it up.
“Who are you calling now?” she asks.
Lee states, “I am calling room service again, I am hungry.”
The lady says again, “That’s not what Arnie would do.”
Lee asks again, “What would Arnie do?”
She again returns, “He would get back on for another round.”
So Lee puts the phone back down and returns once again to the bed and climbs back in. After another couple of hours, Lee drops from the bed red faced and quite sweaty, crawling to the phone.
After picking it up, she again asks, “Who are you calling this time?”
Lee quickly responds, “I’m calling Arnie….I wanna know what the par is on this hole.”
