Lesbi

This guy is sitting at the end of a bar and sees this really beautiful lady at the other end of the bar. He tells the bartender, “Hey send her a drink.” The bartender says, “Why would you want to do that she’s a lesbian?”
The man says, “Man, it’s my money, don’t question me!!”

So the bartender sends her a drink.

A little bit later the man says, “Hey bartender send her another drink.”
The bartender says, “Man, I told you you’re wasting your money. That woman is a lesbian!”

“It’s my money and I’ll do what I want with it so send her a drink!” says the man.

So the bartender sends her another drink.

Finally the guy gets enough nerve after a few more beers to go talk to the woman.

He walks up sits next to her and says, “So what part of Lesbi are you from?”

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