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An architect, a painter and a lawyer were all sitting in a bar arguing over whose dog was the smartest.

The architect says, “My dog has to be the smartest. Watch… go to it Spot.”

The dog then proceeds to design and build a perfect replica of the Eiffel Tower.

“Good Boy, Spot!” the architect tells his dog, and hands him a cookie.

“That’s nothing,” scoffs the painter. “Watch this… Hit it Rover.”

Rover then makes and exact replica of the Mona Lisa, as well as Whistler’s Mother.

“Good Boy, Rover!” the painter says has he tosses the dog a cookie.

“Ha! My dog does so much better!” laughs the lawyer. “Watch this… Hop to it Dog.”

The lawyer’s dog then proceeds to fuck the other two dogs, takes their cookies and goes out to lunch.

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