Lil’ Johnny’s Thanksgiving
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Loading ...Lil’ Johnny’s parents were fighting. There were screaming, crying, and cussing.
Johnny’s mom called his dad a bastard.
Johnny’s dad called his mom a bitch.
Finally, they broke it up and apologized, although both of them were still a little steamed.
His dad went upstairs to the bathroom. His mom stayed in the kitchen to cook the turkey.
Lil’ Johnny went upstairs to the bathroom. His father was in there shaving. He asked his dad: “Dad, what does bitch mean?”
His dad didn’t want him to really know so he said: “It’s another word for a lady.”
Just then his father cut himself and without realizing it he said: “Shit!”
He asked his dad, “What does shit mean?”
“It means to shave.”
“Oh.”
Then Johnny went downstairs to see his mommy in the kitchen.
“Mommy, what does bastard mean?”
She didn’t want him to know so, she said… “It’s another word for a guy.”
“Ok.”
She burnt her finger by accident while handling the turkey, so without realizing it, she said: “Fuck!”
He asked his mom: “What does fuck mean?”
“It means to cook.”
“Oh.”
Just then the doorbell rang. It was his relatives there for Thanksgiving.
Little Johnny opens the door and says, “Hi bitches and bastards. My dad is in the bathroom shitting and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey!”