Lil’ Polar Bear
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Loading ...Lil’ polar bear goes to his mom and asks, “Mom am I 100% pure Polar Bear?”
Mother Bear says, “Why yes, son, you are! If you do not believe me, go ask your Pops.”
So the lil’ polar bear goes to Pops and asks, “Pops, am I 100% pure polar bear?”
The father answers, “Well let’s see… my mom and Pop were both pure Polar Bears, so were your grandparents on your mom’s side and both your mom and I are pure 100% polar bears so I guess that makes you also a 100% pure Polar Bear…but why did you ask, son?”
The lil’ polar bear rubbing his hands says, ” ‘Cause…I’m fuckin’ freezin’!!!”
