Limericks

In days of old
when knights were bold
and women weren’t invented,
they drilled a hole
in a tree or pole
and shoved in quite contented!

There was a young lad named Herkin
who was always jerkin his gherkin
His mother said “Herkin,
stop jerkin your gherkin,
your gherkin’s for ferkin, Herkin!

This joke is filed under Funny Stories.