Limousine in Heaven
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Loading ...A Pope died and went to Heaven and was met by St. Peter.
St. Peter greeted him warmly and said, “Sir you have been such a good servant, We would like to offer you anything you want too make you feel at home”.
The Pope said, “I have always thought I would like to drive through Heaven in a long white limousine”.
St. Pete said, “I’m sorry, that’s the one thing that we can’t grant”.
The Pope said, “I understand” and walked away.
About that time, a long white limosine pulled up to the curb and a man got out.
The Pope went back to St. Peter and said, “I thought you didn’t have any limosines in Heaven”.
“I didn’t say we don’t have any, I just said you can’t have one.
The Pope asked, a little dejected, “Who is he and why does he get one?”.
“He is a lawyer,” replied St. Peter.
“I still don’t understand”, protested the Pope.
“Look”, said St. Peter, “We have hundreds of Popes, thousands of cardinals and bishops, but he is the only lawyer…”