Linda Tripp
One day Hercules, Cinderella, and Quasimodo all met togather and decided to have a picnic.
Hercules stands and says, “I’m the strongest man in the world!”
Cinderella stands and says, “Well I’m the prettiest woman in the world!”
Quasimodo says, “I’m the ugliest in all the land!”
So they decided to go home that night and pray to the gods and ask if all of this was true, and said they would meet the next day.
Hercules arrives and says, “It’s true I am the strongest.”
Cinderella says, “I am the most beautiful woman!”
Quasimodo arrives, looking all confused and mad, he asks “Who the fuck is Linda Tripp?”