Lions fan

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This guy and his dog went to a Lions game and the security guard told the man that he couldnt bring a dog into the stadium.

The guy said, “Come on man he is a die hard Lions fan!”

But, the security guard insisted, “No, its against rules but theres a bar across the street you can bring the dog to watch the game.”

So they went to the bar across the street.

They sat down and as they were watching the game the Lions got an interception.

The dog went nuts, howling and barking.

The bartender says, “Wow isn’t that impressive!”

So they’re watching the game and the Lions get a First Down and the dog starts going nuts and the bartender says, “Thats amazing what does the dog do if the Lions score a Touchdown?”

“I dont know,” says the guy “I have only had the dog for 7 years.”

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