List O’ Sick Jokes
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Loading ...Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?
A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny’s pussy and sucking out thirteen.
Q. What’s the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
A. Getting her out of the wheelchair!
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A. Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
Q. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?
A. Because women don`t get blow jobs while they`re driving.
Q. What`s the difference between mayonnaise and semen?
A. Mayonnaise doesn`t hit the back of a girl’s throat at thirty miles an hour.
Q. How can you tell if you have a bad overbite?
A. You eat pussy and it tastes like poop.
Q. What do you call six lepers in a hot tub?
A. Porridge.
Q. Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?
A. They both feel good but you wonder who’s been there before you.