Listen to Poppa
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Loading ...Angelina and Giuseppi were standing before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says: “Your Honor, we beena marry 25 years ana Giuseppi he’s always picka his nose ana when we maka love, he’s a never letsa me on top. I just canna taka dis no more.”
The judge listens solemnly, then addresses Giuseppi. “Giuseppi, isa dis true? You always a picka your nose, and you never let Angelina on top? What you gotta say fora yourself, eh?”
Giuseppa says, “Well, your honor, itsa true. I picka my nose a lot, and, yeah, Angelina, I tella her she’sa gotta be on da bottom. Itsa all go’sa back to when I’ma young boy. My poppa, he’sa very smart man. I always follow ev’ryting he say. My poppa one day he say, “Giuseppi, I gotta tella you da two main secret ofa hava successful life. Number one, you always keepa your nose clean. Ana number two, never screw up!”
