Little Girl’s Lesson

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It was a beautiful spring day as the mother and her 5 year old daughter strolled, hand-in-hand down the country lane…they picked wild flowers, watched the butterflies, and generally enjoyed their walk together.

Soon, they came upon a pasture where a pair a horses were in the process of “mating”…the little girl stopped and pointed…”Mommy, what are those horseys doing?” she asked.

Her mother was very embarrased, but she thought quickly… “Well,” she told her young daughter, “The horse on the top…hurt his ankle while playing in the field, and the horse on the bottom…is helping him get back to the barn.”

They walked along in silence for awhile, the the little girl said “Life is just like that, isn’t it, Mommy?

Her mom asked, “What do you mean dear?”

The little girl replied, “Whenever you try to help somebody… you get fucked!”

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