Little Johnnie learns the word Fascinate
Little Johnnie’s teacher asked the students to use the word FASCINATE in a sentence.
Susie raised her hand and the teacher called on her. She said, “The stars really are fascinating.”
The teacher said, “No Susie, I wanted you to use just ‘fascinate’.”
Scottie raised his hand and was called on. He said, “The museum we went to last week fascinated me.”
Again the teacher said, “No Scottie, I wanted you to use just ‘fascinate’.”
Finally Johnnie raised his hand and was called on. He said, “I got a sentence!! My sister’s boobs are so big she can only FASTEN EIGHT buttons on her shirt!!!”