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Little Johnny is sitting in a buth at dairy queen all dressed up in his cowboy suit and two guns in his pocket.
The waitress walks up to him and asks him what he wants he says : I want a sunday.
The waitress ask if he want wip cream .he pulls his guns out of his pockets and says yeah!
The waitress asks him if he wants nuts on his sunday he pulls his guns out of his pockets and says yeah!!
The waitress asks him if he wants his nuts crushed.
Little johnny pulls out the two guns from his pockets and says :Do you want you tits blown off?!!!!!!
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Little Johnny’s mother took her 6-year-old son with her to the bank.
They were in line behind a rather obese lady. As the mother patiently waited, Little Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, “Hey, Mom, she’s really fat.”
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile. Little’ Johnny received a reprimand.
After a minute or two, Little Johnny spread his hands as far as they will go and loudly said, “I bet her butt is ‘that’ wide.”
At this the lady glared at Johnny. His embarrassed mother severely scolds her son.
Again after a couple of minutes Little Johnny stated loudly, “Look how the fat hangs over her belt.”
The lady turned and told Johnny’s mother to control her child and his mother threatened him with severe bodily harm.
The lady’s pager begins to go off.
Lil’ Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his voice, “Run for your life, she’s backing up”
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