Little Johnny and Organs
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Loading ...“Good morning class! Today we are learning about human organs that come in pairs,” says the teacher. “For example, our eyes are organs and we have two, now give me some more examples. Let’s start with Linda.”
“Ears!” says Linda excitedly.
“Very good,” replies the teacher. “Michael?”
“Balls,” replies Michael
The teacher is a little surprised by Michael’s crudeness, but accepts his answer.
“Yes, little Johnny?”
“The penis,” says little Johnny.
“Hey wait a minute, we only have one penis!” replies Michael.
“No,” says little Johnny. “My daddy has two, a small one which he uses to go to the potty, and a big one that mommy brushes her teeth with.”