Little Johnny and the Walls of Jericho
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny
during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho.
Little Johnny replies that he does not know, but it
definitely is not him.
The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible
knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the
whole incident.
The principal replies that he knows little Johnny as well
as his whole family very well and can vouch for them, if
little Johnny said that he did not do it, he as principal is
satisfied that it is the truth.
Even more appalled, the inspector goes to the regional
Head of Education and relates the whole story.
After listening he replies: “I cannot see why you are
making such a big issue out of this; we will get three
quotations and fix the damned wall.”