Little Johnny Home Alone

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A traveling salesman rings the doorbell and 10-year old Little Johnny answers holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, “Little boy, is your mother home?”

Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, “What the hell do you think?”

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