Little Johnny In Church
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Loading ...Little Johnny was in church with his mom and dad. This Sunday they happened to be sitting behind a woman whose dress was full of static electricity. When she stood up to sing the next hymn, her dress got stuck in the crack of her butt.
Little Johnny, being very naughty, reached out and grabbed her dress and pulled it out of her crack.
“JOHNNY!” cried his mother, “Don’t ever do that again!”
The woman in the dress was also mortified, humiliated, and angry. She scolded Johnny: “I don’t LIKE it when you do that!”
The next week they all went to church again, and would you believe they were seated behind the exact same woman? Anyway, Johnny’s mother noticed that her dress didn’t have any static in it so she wasn’t too worried.
When the woman stood up for the next hymn, Johnny reached out his hand and shoved the woman’s dress into her crack. When his mother gasped, Johnny said “But I thought she wanted it there!”