Little Johnny in science class
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Loading ...Little Johnny sat in the back of his science class one morning. The teacher rarely called upon him during discussions because he always had a remark to make that would disrupt the class.
The teacher came into the classroom with an embalmed cat and said they would study anatomy that day. She asked what was holding the cat’s tail onto its body.
Little Johnny waved his hand frantically, but the teacher called on someone else who gave the answer “skin.” The teacher wrote skin on the chalkboard. Another student called upon said “muscle,” and the teacher wrote that on the chalkboard, all the while knowing that Little Johnny was frantically waving his arm.
Yet another student said “bone,” and a fourth student said that “tendons” were holding the cat’s tail in place.
Little Johnny was now going nuts, and the teacher, thinking that all of the answers had been given, finally called on him. He walked up to the front of the class, grabbed the cat by the tail, picked it up, studied it carefully for a few seconds and announced, “Teacher, from the looks of those nuts, I’d say it was bolted on!”